Strategic Golfer Gifts

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"It's baaaack!"

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Duh!"

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

Imran Khan

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'Fore to the 9th power!'

A manager yells through a window at a couple of employees 'Just switch places ok? I've got a corporate lunch riding on this!'

Luckily I hit the pin!

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Israel's next move?