Golf Game Strategist Gifts

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

How the mind of a golf ball works.

Try to get your ball as near to the hole that flag is in.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

Hockey Season.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Target your message

"I love fast break business success."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks