Outdoor Game Strategist Gifts

'Tenzing, if you hid it on Everest again, we're just gonna have to stop playing capture the flag.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Where's my horse?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Tetris Rejects

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Happy National Mulligan Day

"There's a tell."

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'