Outdoor Game Strategist Prints

'Tenzing, if you hid it on Everest again, we're just gonna have to stop playing capture the flag.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Tic-tac-toe

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Where's my horse?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Tetris Rejects

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"There's a tell."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Happy National Mulligan Day

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'