Video Game Strategist Prints

"I know how to divide, but want to learn how to divide and conquer."

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

Discussion of foreign policy.

Kim Jong Il

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I think they're up to something.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

The commentators want to run the officials...

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

A Rifle Competition in the North

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.