Mobile Game Strategist Prints

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Tic-tac-toe

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

The commentators want to run the officials...

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Existential Risk

Gaah! You sank my longship!