Mobile Game Strategist Gifts

'Some of these 'free' apps end up costing loads through hidden in-app purchases!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault