Game Station Strategist Gifts

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Stag poker"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'