Game Station Strategist Mugs

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Stag poker"

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

A Rifle Competition in the North

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.