Game Night Strategists Gifts

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Playing cards.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Dog playing snooker/pool.