Game Night Strategists Gifts

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hockey Season.

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.