Game Night Strategist Gifts

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"Stag poker"

"Is that the Carmen Delgado?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Hockey Season.

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Target your message

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning