Game Night Specialist Gifts

"There are no winners or losers. You all get a participation trophy!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Some card-game puns

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Stag poker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Checkmate I think!'

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."