Game Night Host Gifts

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'This is a table for two.'

'Wake up kid, We've got some party games of our own we'd like to play,'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

To make office visits more fun, Dr. Slorm liked to deliver his diagnosis by playing charades.

Why the game Pong Ping never caught on.

"See? I told you it would be more fun settling our differences over a few drinks."

Skittles.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Postman's Knock

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"How about a game of strip poker?"

'Three Old Maids don't beat ANYTHING!'

Perils of the double play.

Elves playing snooker/Santa watching.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Zebra Charades.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Win/Lose Roulette

Answered Prayers

'What if every hand you're dealt is lousy?!'

"There's nothing wrong with Australian rugby a few more Pacific Islanders couldn't fix."

Ouija Bored

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

'Checkmate I think!'

'I'll see you a bone and raise you a can of dog food.'

"Not only are you a cheat, the instructions to this Sim Game describes you as duplicitous, mendacious, disingenuous..."

'Right lads, get these down you, and we'll carry on with the game.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Lester...your really stink at baseball.'