Game Night Gifts

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'BINGO!' 'Please don't! That's 3 games in a row I'm off by 1 number!' ' Stop, Ruby! This is a friendly game!'

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

Bingo night.

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

Monolithopoly.

The Waiting Game

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

Scrabble player spells out aaaaaahh as he has heart attack.

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

'Your turn.'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

"It's Jim's idea of a party game. Choose the correct remote and you get to pick the movie we watch."

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Oh no. . . not bloody 'Hangman' again!!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Made a crop circle? Abducted an Earthling? Probed a..."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Card player helped by his friend taking pictures with cell phone camera.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cheating Death

Ouija Bored

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'It doesn't look like high definition TV to me either.'

"Oi, are you trying to see my cards?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Little did George realize, he was about to experience a seasoning ending injury.