Weekly Game Night Gifts

Sermon: 'Is there life after Bingo?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Perils of the double play.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Checkmate I think!'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.