Sunday Game Night Gifts

Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream 'FUMBLE!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Some card-game puns

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Perils of the double play.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Playing cards.

'Checkmate I think!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."