Game Night Regular Gifts

'What's the matter, Bob? You have that troubled (frustrated) look.'

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"Do you know anything about royalty?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

'How about a game of cards?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Some card-game puns

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Once again, I fold.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

The Big Game Park