Game Night Champion Gifts

"I win. I win."

Playing Scrabble.

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Slug roulette

'You can wag your tail and salivate all you want but I still think you're bluffing.'

Dogs and their thoughts

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"

Bingo heart attack.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Easter Island poker.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Cheater!"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

That's just cheating!

Dalmatian dog doing dot-to-dot on other dalmatian

"Alright, already! I take back all those times I said you were an unfit mother for taking your kid to the Bingo hall!"

"My dermatologist decided to play whack-a-mole."

Chessplayer

"Hello, new friend."

'Ted and Sal Kipley - fun and games since 1952.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Snowball fight! That's all we ever play...'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'How about a game of cards?'

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

Golfer on Pool Table

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

Hangman game answer as CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass!'

I always strike out on blind dates