Game Night Captain Gifts

"I've got some hand grenades."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Some card-game puns

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Once again, I fold.'