Game Night Pro Gifts

"I can't go"

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

The next diet fad.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Dogs and their thoughts

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Some card-game puns

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."