Family Game Night Pro Gifts

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Bingo night.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'