Family Game Night Enthusiast Gifts

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Must we go through the same old charade every year?'

Upping the Auntie

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"What's your dad doing?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

scrabble love

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Biliard Enthusiast

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Battleship Bingo Night.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'