Family Game Night Enthusiast Gifts

Murray wonders whether the thrill of his next move will be worth the inevitable end of household harmony.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Must we go through the same old charade every year?'

Upping the Auntie

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"What's your dad doing?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

scrabble love

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Playing cards.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Biliard Enthusiast

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

"You should wear your glasses, Sven."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'