Family Game Night Champion Gifts

"Hey, Jesus! 'I am your Father!'"

"Sorry Dad, capitalism's a bitch."

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

The 'Mystery Pain 'game

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Slug roulette

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Playing cards.

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Once again, I fold.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "