Game Night Gurus Gifts

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Some card-game puns

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

scrabble love

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

'Checkmate I think!'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."