Game Night Guru Gifts

Skittles match.

'It's a pretty simple procedure. I'm blindfolded, spun around and then I attempt to reattach your tail.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Bingo night.

Dr Davies began to wish that charades had never been invented

"Must you make such a big deal of this?"

Employees lined up by time clock at domino factory have all fallen over like a row of dominos.

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'I'm going over to Jerry's for a playdate.'

"No, Bob, you can't move all-in...we're playing Bridge!"

'The quicker we get through our agenda, the sooner we get to our poker game.'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

How Bowlers Strike.

'But, I don't want your false teeth.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'No old tricks tonight then?'

Card player helped by his friend taking pictures with cell phone camera.

"Truth? Ok. . . did you eat the porridge?"

"What?!? We have to cancel our monthly game night with the Defargely's?!? Say it ain't so!!"

'Your wagging tail gives away your poker face.'

"I said this all along, Russian roulette does not make a good party game."

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

I think I'm getting a bum deal !

'Checkmate!'

'Do you know what I think?. . . I think you're bluffing.'

'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'What's so funny?'

"I've just bought an ENORMOUS pack of cards.!."