Game Night Guru Gifts

Skittles match.

'It's a pretty simple procedure. I'm blindfolded, spun around and then I attempt to reattach your tail.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Dr Davies began to wish that charades had never been invented

Bingo night.

Employees lined up by time clock at domino factory have all fallen over like a row of dominos.

"Must you make such a big deal of this?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"No, Bob, you can't move all-in...we're playing Bridge!"

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'The quicker we get through our agenda, the sooner we get to our poker game.'

'I'm going over to Jerry's for a playdate.'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

'No old tricks tonight then?'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Big Game Hunting. (Giant monopoly and scrabble.)

'But, I don't want your false teeth.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

I think I'm getting a bum deal !

"I said this all along, Russian roulette does not make a good party game."

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

'Your wagging tail gives away your poker face.'

'Checkmate!'

'Do you know what I think?. . . I think you're bluffing.'

'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"I've just bought an ENORMOUS pack of cards.!."

"D'you think he's taking it too literally?"

A Bluffalo

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

Superman charades

"What?!? We have to cancel our monthly game night with the Defargely's?!? Say it ain't so!!"