Game Nights Genius Gifts

Tic-Tac-Toe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Biliard Enthusiast

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Battleship Bingo Night.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.