Game Night Wizard Gifts

'Shh...I'm counting cards. I think there's 52.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Slug roulette

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Once again, I fold.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"