Game Night Warrior Gifts

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Snooker Duel

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Slug roulette

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The modern generation!

'Once again, I fold.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Biliard Enthusiast

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Dog playing snooker/pool.