Game Night Warrior Gifts

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"For God's sake, it's only a game!"

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

Snooker Duel

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Slug roulette

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

The modern generation!

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Playing cards.

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'Once again, I fold.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."