Game Day Warrior Gifts

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Relax, the game is over.'

Rugger.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"What's going on? We already got four concussions, and we only gave them two."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

Computer Room.

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'