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The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Relax, the game is over.'

Rugger.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"What's going on? We already got four concussions, and we only gave them two."

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

Computer Room.

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Go team!

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

American Football.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning