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'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.