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The public and private lives of a football steward

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Strive to win!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

American Football.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'