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The public and private lives of a football steward

Church for sports worshipers.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."