Weekday Warrior Gifts

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

Take back the morning.

Monday. 7 am. Rise. 8 am. 9 am. 10 am. 11 am. Shine. 12 pm. Day planner of a coffee drinker. (This cartoon was originally published on 2001-02-12).

Soup of the Day $1.50. What did you expect when you ordered "Soup of the Day" on Monday?

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Wednesday wave.'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?

'Prove it's Monday morning!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Glastonbury. After.

Computer Room.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"