Weekend Warrior Gifts

The Weekend

Thursday is the new Friday

'That's our mission statement.'

'I didn't think friday was such a big deal when I created it. Why is everybody always thanking me for it?'

DIY horror.

Labor Day Monday

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

'Here's a bottle of water and what's left of my turkey sandwich. ... You have my word, Bob. When we finish this round, get back to the clubhouse...'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

'It's late Friday. Anyone object if we wrap up a bit early?'

19th hole.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Perks of self-employment.

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Getting through the week.

"Well, any plans for the weekend so far?"

"Enjoy your game dear?"

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

'Thank God it's Flyday!'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'I love Saturdays. . . why couldn't this happen on Monday and ruin a work day?'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

Thank God It's Friday.

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

Joys of D.I.Y.