Winter Weekend Warrior Gifts

Skier flying past mountains

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Ice fisher.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.