Winter Weekend Warrior T-Shirts

Skier flying past mountains

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Ice fisher.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Getting through the week.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'