Winter Wellness Warrior T-Shirts

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Ice fisher.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime