Winter Wellness Warrior Gifts

"Lately, I've been under A LOT of pressure."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

The office is a breeding ground for winter cold and flu germs.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Ice fisher.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hot Pie Therapy

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

Burnout Syndrome...

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime