Winter Wellness Guru Gifts

Snowman has other fruit and veg as well as carrot: 'I'm making sure I get my five daily portions.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Have you been working out?'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Nutritional Supplements.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Lion in Winter

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Hypochondria preservation and Encouragement. 'It's Terri Dinkmer. She's calling in well.'

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'Stan, I'm worried about how contented you seem - I think you need therapy.'

'I'm really stressd. My therapist thinks it's caused by too much power yoga.'

Your hands are cold...

"Mr. Bermudez passed out and hit his head, but that'll heal."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

"I want to have a relationship, but can't figure out what to do to make myself an attractive date. Should I defat, skim, try ultrafiltration lactose reduction?"

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'

The Evolution Of Obesity.

1999 Influenza Chic.

"She may have an incredible body, but we have incredible ice cream."

'My obsessive-compulsive patient is making great progress -- he missed his last appointment!'

Essential Motor Oils

"I think you need to cut down on the coffee you drink."