Wintertime Wellness Gifts

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Greco-polar wrestling

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'I waxed the runners.'

"It's a bit derivative."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

Cold Call

Rude Devil Snow Angel

Snowman and snowsnail.

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Snowmen Crime Scene

Death warmed up

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

Shoveling Snow in Spring

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

Dandruff problems? - Two children playing in the 'snow' on a mans head.