Winter Relaxation Enthusiast Gifts

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Slippery, huh?"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"It's her first snowman."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"