Winter Escapism Gifts

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sun Worship

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Running out of Gas.

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

Abominable Snow Dog.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

A car with skies on its roof and behind it two cross country skiers carrying a car on their backs.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

Border Guard

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'