Winter Escape Gifts

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Sun Worship

"We needed a break from the cold."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'First of all, relax.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Clown Skis.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'Let's talk climate change.'

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'