Winter Escape Artist Gifts

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

Winter Coat

The annual burning of the winter coats.

'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'

"Six more weeks of winter...that's gotta suck if you don't live in Florida."

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

Dreaming of Summer

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Jim and Helen always go South in November. Jim says it's for health reasons. Helen says it helps them keep their heads on straight."

'WHAT!? They're giving one-way bus tickets to all protesters willing to spend the winter in Miami!'

Sun Worship

each fall the hendersons migrate south

Dreaming of Summer.

'This is my cousin, Maury. He's in a far better place...Miami Beach.'

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"I love the Caribbean in February!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Canada's winter survival kit.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!