Winter Escapes Gifts

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Let's talk climate change.'

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Sun Worship

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

Winter Coat

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

Indoor Ice Fishing.

Dreaming of Summer.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."