Winter Escapes Gifts

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Let's talk climate change.'

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

Sun Worship

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

Winter Coat

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'Take me to Acapulco!'

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

"We should probably think about heading back to the city."