Winter Getaway Gifts

Igloo travel: Your pipeline to Florida.

Skiers

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

You Are Here

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Alien Snowmen

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Keeping warm.

Ice skater

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Snowyphus

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Skier and his dog.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'First of all, relax.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Gimme the carrot!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Canada's winter survival kit.