Winter Vacationer Gifts

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

"How was the ski trip?"

'You forgot to cancel the milk and paper again, didn't you?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Easter Island Shades...

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Skier and his dog.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Clown Skis.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"