Snowy Vacationer Gifts

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Climate change

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Overdoing it.

Scene on the English coast.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Flotation Device on the Phone

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Seaside

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

1930's bather.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Skiing

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.