Snow Vacationer Gifts

'Don't think discomfort, think off-season rates!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Skiing.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Giant Snowflake.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Clown Skis.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.