Holiday Traveler Gifts

'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"This is why I can't stand flying during the holidays... too much traffic."

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

"Bloody caravans..."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

Driving home for Christmas

"I hate this time of year..."

"How GPS has a sense of humor."

"We're not going anywhere until I find my motion sickness pills!"

'The mistletoe is so you can kiss your luggage goodbye.'

It was a horrible nightmare - I was dreaming of a white Christmas!

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

Christmas windsock.

'It's an assault on the American family! At these prices, who's going to drive to grandmother's house for a thanksgiving dinner of tofu turkey?'

Airport. Whoever said the journey is better than the destination must have never traveled over the holidays.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Are we there yet?'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

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"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."